Johan

A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee

"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"

by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017

Johan

Johan

Johan

by World Parasite November 5, 2022

Jed Johan

You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.

Jed johan is a caring person.

by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021

Johan

The name"Johan" is a male name from Germany. They are confident and the man who has this name is the Strongest.

He's just like Johan

by Yujiro Hamma November 21, 2021

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.

Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl

by pablodetaco February 22, 2025

JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal

johan

by machli pro max December 6, 2023