Josh

Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.

Bro josh has Scoliosis

by Obeysooza March 13, 2019

To Josh

To masturbate, to knock one off.

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'

by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009

Josh

Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.

You so small such a Josh tsk tsk

by geyboi35 June 10, 2018

joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 9, 2010

Josh

The sweetest boy on Earth. He knows how to make you laugh and is super generous. The second you meet him you'll fall in love. He's down to Earth, and is always honest. He's really cute and confident. Haves the purest heart you can find. Don't EVER underestimate him. He's a genius. He puts others before himself which can be bad sometimes, but he doesn't care. Everyone loves him and his smile makes you feel so good inside. Such a positive person and he knows how to make people's day.

Person: "Have you seen Josh?"
Noelle: "Yeah, he just made my day with his smile."

by If I dream November 29, 2019

Josh

The kind of guy who joins vc and deafens/mutes immediately

I was in Discord vc and someone joined and didn't even talk, just muted immediately. Wasn't surprised to see it was Josh

by Lil' Broomstick January 22, 2021

Josh

Josh is a guy who loves people he loves his friends his family he loves everyone even if your bad Josh has made a lot of mistakes but josh knows how to move on he doesn’t look towards the past he looks towards the future he is sweet he may seem to like you like he likes girls but he doesn’t want to be hurt when he spills his guts out for them so he stays quiet he is gentle kind sweet loving person he has t found his potential he has been depressed but he has fought out of It so always trust josh he knows what he is doing

Josh is amazing he is like legit the best

by Another josh October 14, 2018