jouria

An Arabic name meaning Damascus flower. Most people called Jouria are very trustworthy and you can trust them with anything. They are very kind and always try to keep others positive and happy. They are also always there for people even through the toughest moments.

“Wow, look at that Jouria flower”.
“I can trust Jouria with my life!”

by Anonymous23452231 February 6, 2018

Journey Ford

The hottest, smartest, funniest, coolest, weirdest, most flamboyant, sweetest, meanest, cutest person ever. She's the entity everyone needs in their lives. Not only is she a figment of everyone's imagination, she's the best thing to come out of humankind.

"Omg Journey Ford is so awesome and funny! I wish I were as amazing as her."

by Greasy Kween October 26, 2020

Jiordan

No words can explain how amazing he is. If you have Jiordan in your life please don't leave him because hes the most caring, kindest, sweetest guy in this world. If you are best friends with a Jiordan then you are the luckiest mf in the world. He doesn't talk about his feelings with other except his best friends. He can be weird or annoying but he's still the best.... <3

Them: Hey do you know a Jiordan?
ME: Yes, there my best friend... I love him...

by axashii January 31, 2022

Faux Journalist

A person who live blogs an internet stream of a media event. Also a douche.

Eric Sofge who writes for Popular Mechanics is a faux journalist, and a douche.

by BeardedPostman August 20, 2008

broccoli journalism

Newspapers & other media insistently & usually patronizingly telling us things we already know or can work out for ourselves on the basis this information is "good for us"

Mary snorted in disgust at the newspaper article on the correlation between smoking & lung cancer, drinking & cirrhosis of the liver & excess calorie consumption & weight gain. She hated this kind of broccoli journalism.

Mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a glass of wine.

by aspwitch May 6, 2010

juiced journalism

something written primarily for shock value

Juiced journalism, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story

by Dagan Cole March 17, 2014

World Journalism Preparatory School

A stinky stinky high school where at times the water fountains burst creating an ocean in the hallway. Where there is an ocean, you know there are some fishy people nearby who are indeed stinky stinky.

"Damn that girl stank like crabcakes!" "Oof, she must go to World Journalism Preparatory School."

by abbles October 14, 2019