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Jimbonium

A “Jimbonium” is a term or phrase that describes a factual comedy news headline. The headline usually contains numerous puns, crude references and occasionally taboo words. A Jimbonium is a relatively new term but was invented by Sir Jimbonium in December 2009.
Real life Jimboniums:

'Crime lord's' fake penis falls off in raid

"MAN GETS WILLY STUCK IN PIPE"
by Dr Jimbonium January 10, 2010
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jim-bob

term pretty much meaning the same as "idiot" or "loser"....
"oh my god, stop being such a jim-bob"
by meesh... April 18, 2005
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Jimjob

When a male strokes his own cock and ejaculates into his hand and swallows.
Female " I dont swallow"
Male " Fuck that ima give me self a jimjob"
Proceeds to ejaculate into his hand and swallows the load.
by adolf6969 November 17, 2022
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Jimbo

The baby boy that loves to dance in "Boss Baby" and who is chubbier than MY MAMMA
He is shirtless and only says "BOSS"
FUTURE MATT STONIE
When I first watched boss baby I didn't like it, the only part I liked what when JIMBO WAS DANCING AND BEING FATTT
by PERSONISEPICPERSON June 27, 2020
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lumberjim (see also LJ, Ljim, Jimbo)

1.pn.\ A Jim of unmatched burliness and machismo. Akin to a LumberJack, but much more refined and worldly.

2. adj.\ one who creates havoc around himself.
"Boy, that Arnold Schwartzenegger is almost as manly as Lumberjim"
by Sick Amore' April 17, 2004
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Jimbo

Jimbo didn't show up to the game until 15 minutes until we hit the ice.
by Kicky40 January 10, 2017
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Jimbo

(dad) Michael: Jimbo!
(Punk son) Jimmy: Actually it's "jizzle"
by Dark Random February 3, 2020
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