Jewseph

A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.

I wish I never had a child, because he is such a Jewseph.

by Darren Bazaltubine June 9, 2019

Jewsapalooza

A large gathering of Jews, usually resulting in uncontrolled chaos and havoc.

"There was a real jewsapalooza at the park this Sabbath."

by stryd3r April 26, 2009

Jewstafari

a large amount of disorganized curly hair that has grown beyond the limits of classic jewfro.

John: Dude, what happened to your jewfro?

Moishe: I just let it grow out for Summer and didn't take care of it. It's my Jewstafari.

by JewDoc January 2, 2010

Jewser

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"

"Wow, you're such a Jewser"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Jewshbag

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.

Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!

by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

Jewstring

A "Jewstring" is basically a "G-String" manufactured specifically for Jews. "Jewstrings" tend to be unexpensive and in some situations very uncomfortable. Typical "G-String's" are built to fit comfortably and at times can cost a fortune! "Jewstrings" were invented so Jews can save money, but still be stylish. They come in lots of sizes and colors. The most popular being "Yiddish Yellow," "Shalom Silver," and "Goy Green."

Guy: "Hey, check it out! That chick's Jewstring is showing."
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"

by LBeezie92 February 25, 2010

jewsock

A sock you use to masterbate with

Yo I need to wash my jewsock, there is like 4 loads of my masterbatory cum in there.

by Kwhit10 October 9, 2005