by filletmignon January 16, 2009
Get the Jew Jew Fruitmug. 1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.
2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:
1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"
" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."
2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"
" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"
" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."
2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"
" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
by Chunguie October 8, 2009
Get the Jewmug. Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.
A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!
Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.
Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.
Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.
Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!
Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.
Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.
Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.
Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!
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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!
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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
by Ben Dover Later November 10, 2008
Get the Jewmug. by 459395 March 14, 2022
Get the Jewmug. A common term for a Jehovah's Witness in school yards across the whole of Great Britain. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.
Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew!
Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.
Peter - Fuck off.
Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.
Peter - Fuck off.
by DaftusCuntus September 26, 2009
Get the Jewmug. by Likeatigrrr April 15, 2018
Get the Jewingmug. Ayronn was Jewwed harshly in a human sized microwave by his ex girlfriend sam because she hated the way he looked
by Italian69 October 3, 2017
Get the Jewwedmug.