Jesus

The single greatest person in the history of everything.
historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?
by The Great American October 7, 2008
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Jesus

A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
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Jesus

The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
Damn jesus is just a hottie
by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018
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Jesus

Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox
Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
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Jesus

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin
by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
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Jesus

If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3
Ruby: Is that Jesus ?
Stevia: Sure that’s him, he’s my best friend
Melanie: He’s cool to hangout !
by Ruthie_TheSadGirl4 April 6, 2019
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Jesus

Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.
"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
by s-elarson February 13, 2019
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