by The Great American October 7, 2008
Get the Jesusmug. by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. 
Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.
Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
by DoggoSacrilege December 12, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. 1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
by Whitestpersonever January 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L
by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
Get the Jesusmug.