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Jessica dumb as fuck
by jessica is a bitch September 16, 2021
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a jesscia is psycho crazy ass bitch who likes to throw things at her husband and break tvs she is a druggie and bad parent.
whoah did you see that crazy jessica running around
by sukmypoop March 6, 2020
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A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't
Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night.

Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.

Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
by I'm here you're not June 1, 2017
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She has a big but
Jessica, I like your but.
by Spicerbot January 17, 2018
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Jessica is one of a kind. She's very generous and she has a kind heart. When you get close to a Jessica, she'll be very hard to get and she has a hard time loving people. If you make her a promise, she'll always remember. When you have a Jessica, don't let her go just because you thought she was toxic; she's been through a lot and just needs love. Take care of her and let her know you'll always be there for her.
"Hey who's that pretty girl over there?"
"Oh that's Jessica, if you want her, don't fuck it up."
by Lovelydovey November 24, 2018
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a girl who eats slower than a sloth.
look how slow she eats
wow what a jessica
by fanboy990 March 17, 2019
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Jessica is to my heart, what oxygen is to life. She’s the be all and end all of my world. There and many other Jessica’s in this world but this particular one will mesmorise you with her phenomenal beauty, she’ll captivate anyone with a mean flash of her incredible smile. Her walk, her talk, her existence is absolutely crucial to the happiness of one particularly lucky boy. Jessica is quite simply an angel.
Mikey is one lucky boy, He’s got Jessica!
by The lucky boy July 5, 2018
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