Jesse

A big boi that needs a fedora.

You are just like a Jesse.

by Jeremiah Wilson June 7, 2019

Jesse

little (Like no Joke)

Glory- Hey Jesse
Jesse- Yeah
Glory- You're little
Jesse- *Writes a definition of himself

*Jesse plans to show her this definition her

by OfficiallyMemes May 21, 2018

Jesse

Bald nigga

Jesse is bald

by swagmoney6969696 February 14, 2019

Jesse

The best looking guy on earth, loves and cares about his girlfriend.Is trustworthy,loves to kiss and cuddle.

Damn he's a Jesse

by BABES 💋 December 20, 2016

Jesse

An ugly ass fucking noodle head who is also a fuckboi.

See that guy over there with the plugs. Yeah he looks like such a Jesse.

by heyyaleexx July 5, 2016

Jesse

A red neck, white power, hick that is often times found with or around alcoholic beverages. Often times you will not understand what it is that a jesse is saying, but rather than asking him to repeat his statment just ignore him and move on.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.

Oh god, it smells like jesse in here.

Jesse you're a fucking pig.

by landioshwill October 18, 2008

Jesse

an asshole who likes to play with girls feeling and thinks hes better than anyone else. also enjoys to sleep with random skanks and cant even keep count of the number of skanks he's been with. a

Guy: "did u hear about that Jesse guy? "
Girl: " yeah i heard hes enjoys sleeping with random skanks"

by purplebaaa November 22, 2011