jenna

lowkey a hoe or whateva

Jenna slept with like 10 guys in the past two days, she loves food

by Jennaaa my meanings are swag October 15, 2019

Jenna

When the Great Spirit and his heavenly hosts created the physical universe; Michael, the war-like leader of the Angels, saw the beauty of all the females that were created for this world. This filled Michael's heart with great sorrow because the Angels had no such companions. When Michael's tears landed on the ground surrounding Ein Soph, they became the 54 female Angels of the Great Spirit. The 15th female Angel was Jennael (Jenna-el), the Angel of Hope. Most people just simply call her: Jenna. Jenna didn't want a male consort in the Heavens because she had a strong desire to bring hope to all people living in this world. So Jenna descended into the world taking on the form of an innocent-looking gray pony in Dublin, Ireland. Things went well for awhile, then some minions of the Fallen One found Jenna and beat her to death. The tears of the caretakers watching over Jenna during her last moments became a loud cry that awakened Apollyon the Destroyer from his deep worldly slumber, and now the seed of his wrath begins to grow....

Emrys: How did you acquire of such a story?!

Apollyon: You're looking at the source.

Emrys: Who are you?!

Apollyon: I'm the one that tasted the death of Jenna (all hope) within those tears....

by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020

Jenna

Literally walking positivity

Always happy no matter what. Would even be happy at a funeral

That person is so happy.....they r such a Jenna.

by Doctawhoo May 18, 2019

Jenna

A kind, sweet person, who cares for her friends and family extremely! Will light up a room with her slime. Will save someone’s life with her advice, gives the best advice. Has a lot of haters, but uses them as motivators. Someone with will fuck you up (with a tazer, Peper spray, chokehold, knife, etc) if u mess with her.

Ryan: oooo did you see that shawty over ther

Qwynne: isn’t her name Jenna

Ryan: yyyaaa and I will get ther

by TherealJenna August 13, 2018

Jenna

The most Beautiful girl you will ever see. The smartest in your grade always homecoming queen and wins tons or pageants. You let her slip away and now she can’t look at you the same. Her beauty makes your heart sink every time you see her. Deeply in love with her while she has a boyfriend. You lost what you had and will never get it back. She is the love of your life and she loved you too. But you were so blindly In love you didn’t realize what you actually had until she was gone. You still want her but can’t tell her. Since you have broken up it’s hard for you to start a relationship bc you compare everyone to her. And no one is even close. You missed the best thing you had and now you have really bad depression and life has changed in so many bad ways. That year after y’all broke up was the worst year of your life and you feel like you lost everything.

Jenna is perfect

by N8 April 22, 2019

Jenna

jenna is the bomb.com and her future soulmates name will start with an M. She will marry a Mikey and they will have one kid named Don. don will be an absolute unit of a child and will compete in D2 football at the age of 7.

Me- Hey who is your shortest friend

You- Jenna
Jenna- Excuse me

by ccheney15 October 26, 2019

Jenna

Jenna: Slang term referenced for a lesbian stripper with a bad perm. She's a Cali native, very sexy, athletic bomb shell, generously well over six feet tall, drop dead gorgeous, has brown hair/brown eyes, smart and fun to be around. Her style is very forgiving, wears clothes so skimpy, you could always see her nipples! Jennas are tireless workers, does alot of charity work relating to GLBT lifestyle. But get to know her, she'll be the greatest love of your life, will never let you down. Always, a lesbian, though she may switch teams. They are the perfect 10, extremely rare being that there's only one of her in the ENTIRE WORLD and she's a keeper!

Girl 1: quick, some hot guy is about to jack Jenna's water bottle!!!

Girl 2: Get her on speed dial right now!!!

>SPEED DIALS JENNA<

by IWantJenna January 10, 2014