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Jed

An individual who girls only talk to because they think he's gay
That guy a jed
by Jonas perry March 26, 2019
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jed

OH MY GOD I LOVE JED SO MUCH
HE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
PERFECT THING
OBSESSED WITH HIM
YOU ARE BLESSED IF YOU EVER COME ACROSS JED
Jed: Hey
You: *dies*
by jedsslut August 31, 2023
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Jed

Jed plays fortnite like alll jeds .jed stands for just.eat.dick jed has some hair and lots of hoes he is a smart one some times. If u give him ass he will eat it in one bite
by Dimond finger36626 September 5, 2019
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tennessee jed

A dirty hippie from a rural area in the southern United States, typically of low intelligence.
Did you hear that Tennessee Jed talk? He sounded like the village idiot of Starksville.
by Gravy McWavy November 7, 2022
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jed

Jed is a human who gets absolutely no puss and acts as if he has talked to a girl before. this man acts as if he's good at sports to look cool when he has never come in contact with any physical movement. this man will text you saying hes getting on soon but then leaves you on delivered for the rest of the night and not get on.
Jed is a wholesome niggar
by mybigfatwilly June 17, 2021
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Jed InPanties

A nickname for a guy named Jed, whose life took a wild turn due to being born with a shockingly tiny penis—think smaller than micro, stuck at infant size even into his 20s. This led to crushing humiliation with girlfriends, who’d see his “bitch’s little button” and recoil. His ex, horrified by his pathetic attempts to compensate, caught him in a sissy act—complete with panties, makeup, and feminized flair—and flipped the script. She forced Jed into permanent panty-wearing, shaved legs, and full-on sissy vibes, dubbing him “Jed InPanties” as a humiliating social exposure threat. But here’s the twist: with aphrodisiacs, Jed transformed this torture into exquisite fetish erotica, embracing the sissy lifestyle—panties, makeup, hair, and all. From online exposure to whispers of big black dick fantasies, Jed InPanties is both a tragic figure and a scandalous legend, forever marked by his ex’s ruthless power move.
To this day at all times Jed continues to always have on sexy, hot bitch panties. Jed Inpanties.
Trying to make a show I bet you money it’s just another Jed InPanties with a deep dark terrifying tiny truth.
by Bbc sissy jed May 2, 2025
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Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.
Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.
by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020
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