Jayden is the name given to a little boy in a mans body they often think they are the toughest in the room and can pull all the girls but more often than not you will see him outside the school gates at 3:15 looking for his date.
by The real pm September 24, 2020
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Get the Jayden mug.He needs to pay for his therapy sessions. He also obsesses over Keilani.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
by ElMono August 22, 2023
Get the Jayden mug.Jayden’s one in mill y’all. He’s mad feisty, bad, and he cold asf. But he’s so hot. Jayden’s a great person on the inside, but when he gets mad, he either just shuts out everybody—even the people he loves—and numbs himself, or he makes a big scene about it. But get to know him, and he’ll love you like he’ll never see you again. He’s worth it—always. He’s an impossible to miss, unforgettable, cocky af, super hot guy. But beware—he might hurt you. And you might not know why—but it’s not because of you. It’s something from his past. Talk to him. You’ll see that—he’s an amazing person. As the years pass—you’ll probably never forget him.
“Who’s that guy?”
“Oh—that’s Jayden. Don’t mess with that kid.
“But I mean—he’s hot asf.”
“He’s got a rep around here. Just please—be careful with him.”
“Oh—that’s Jayden. Don’t mess with that kid.
“But I mean—he’s hot asf.”
“He’s got a rep around here. Just please—be careful with him.”
by missboujee💦🤤💸 October 21, 2019
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by th gshjahgfi November 3, 2019
Get the Jayden mug.A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022
Get the Jayden mug.Australian - particularly Melbournian - rhyming slang term for esky (cooler, chilly bin etc). Comes from mid 90s child murder victim Jayden Leski.
by sahmuald January 14, 2008
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