Java Auto Update

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.

Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!

by The Real Driller May 13, 2023

put trinita in front of java

to mess up, screw up, other synonyms

a mistake was made

1. When Lucas went to do a high five and missed, it truly put trinita in front of java.
2. Jacob put trinita in front of java on that last group project when he didn't turn a single thing in.

by Jswaggylikeasir March 7, 2016

Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021

Java Stan

Someone who judges people on what edition of Minecraft they play and only play java edition

Imagine playing on bedrock edition and not on java “ok java Stan”

by DextrusDust July 29, 2021

Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling

Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!

by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

java.(interrupt)

java.(interrupt) is used in a coding language called java to call an upper-line interrupt (preset of commands).

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main class ( call java.(interrupt)
)

by CodeManY May 7, 2017

Fin / Java

An akutagawa obsessed emo fag that needs grammarly in his life DESPERATELY. But he’s also nice so he gets a pass <3

Fin / Java is and akutagawa obsessed EMO fag that needs grammarly. But he’s nice to me so I’ll pass him.

by lovevixii July 30, 2021