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jakob

A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta
"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2
by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019
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Jakobe

Jakobe-someone who is gay
by Trouble shoot October 27, 2019
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tyson and jakob show

A cringey youtube channel made by 2 young kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago running along side, “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a few videos, there most popular being a “Let’s Play” of “Super Mario 3D World
Person 1: Did you know that, the TysonKirk10 kid made a cringe YouTube channel with his friend?
Person 2: wow! What’s it called?
Person 1: The Tyson and Jakob Show
by Olivehead September 20, 2018
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jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
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Jakob

A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.
Wow, that dude got an A+ in math, but he crashed the family car again.... such a Jakob am i right??
by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019
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Jakob

The best friend you will ever find. The name is from Jakob, who G-d names Israel. They are a bro and will listen to you. They are always there for you. They are also sometimes absent-minded and careless.
Person 1: Yo I talked with Jakob yesterday! He is so cool!
Person 2: I know bro. We're so lucky to know him!
by DarkLoridian909 April 7, 2022
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creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements
creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60
by Perfect Mania January 8, 2024
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