jakob mott

Any person with this name is automatically the best person you will ever meet. He's nice, kind, sweet, and pretty cute. It takes him a while to decide if he likes you and if he does, then he'll keep that person for a while. So you guys better back off him!

Person 1; Omg is that Jakob Mott???
Person 2; Omg it is! He looked at me one time and smiled!
Person 1; But he's dating that girl :(
Person 2; Dang! he'll probably be with her for a while
Person 1; Yep, because he's loyal.

by OOMPALOOMPA_LORD November 7, 2019

Jakob McGravy

Stalker.

Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!

by Ali B Skeeterman April 9, 2019

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

jakob gould

a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches

did you see jakob gould ? he’s so hot

by jay co hoe December 9, 2019

Jakob

Jakob Is the type of 11 year old who lives in cali and goes to elportal and cant go a week with out a gf and will do dumb stuff and watches Hentai.

Jakob is not a virgin

by FAding Skies December 14, 2019

Jakob

Hitting the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit that might fall.

OHH, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019