Julio

An excellent and kind goofball. He has been from a brutal past and understands a lot. He is smart and will stand up for his friends and fight, (he is small). Altho some don't care about him or try to put him down he always bounces back. If you have a Julio please don't piss him off, he cares about you even if he doesn't say it (he would cry if he lost you).

Hey did you hear what happened?
No what?
Some kid got punched in the jaw!
WHY?
He messed with Julio's friends!
LOL noob.

by Ninja4352 March 24, 2023

Pull A Julio

An action you do when you are done with life. Usually involving a rope.

I'm gonna pull a Julio tommorow

by GreaterJeans83 October 18, 2018

Julio

Pulling a julio:
When someone does something that the word GOOF just doesn't cut it.

When you pull a julio

Hey bro, so I seen on secret confessions last night. Straight up fucking tried to pull a Julio on me.

FUCKING JULIO BALL DRINKER

by Aiden pezzy March 7, 2024

Julio

Julio is a person who likes to smoke but is chill too, they most likely have a big cock and dates the prettiest girl in school. Although he might be popular, he’s very kind and can love a person very much, if you ever date a Julio, make sure you never let him go, because he will most likely dedicate everything he has and always try to be with you.

OMG. Julio is so handsome! I wish I could date him but he’s already dating someone.

by BigBoyDefininitions. November 21, 2021

Lucky Julio

To cross the border into America or sneak of of your girlfriend's bedroon without being caught, bitten by a snake, dying of dehydration or shitting your pants.

American: Where's your green card senior?

Mexican: No have card, me pull Lucky Julio and come here to work!

Boyfriend: Her parents almost caught me leaving out of her window this morning.

Buddy: You Lucky Julio, you!

by The Strangers August 29, 2013

dirty julio delgado

When your shirt on rent and have to sell your as on the street corner. $5.00 anal entry.

Man I'm going to be short on rent this month, I'm going to have to do a dirty julio delgado.

by Tony1013 December 28, 2022

Julio

Julio is an unathletic human being and by definition pulls no bitches while trying to give other people advice about pulling bitches.In fact, he has 0 game and his crush indeed ran away from him according to various sources. All in all,Julio,you a bitch

Rayce:Julio?
Rayce:Oh you mean the bitch.

by RafaelSotelo January 31, 2022