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Jordan Knotts 

Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.

A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
"Jordan Knotts is such a Jordan Knotts."

"Dude, stop being a fucking Jordan Knotts."
Jordan Knotts by purrgostine wong December 6, 2011
Jordan is a pretty hot guy he just doesnt know it. He isnt scared to tell you what he thinks. If your his best friend you finna be tight. If you his girl then you lucky you needa hold on bc he will treat you amazing. Hes funny and wild. He can be unpredictable. Once you meet him you might fall in love.. Hold onto him or you will regret.
Yeah jordan pretty lit.
Jordan by Dead._.inside April 20, 2018

Jordan Witzigreuter 

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3
I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!
Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, honest, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.
Jordan by Teen-Wolf-13 July 23, 2018

Michael Jordan 

The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world
MJ is the greatest of all time
In a female case: a jordan is someone who is sensitive and caring, she likes to have fun but is not trashy. Tries to be nice to others but can be a real bitch if you get on her bad side. Never mess with one of a jordan's friends, because she will rip your head off in a second. Is a good and loyal girlfriend, a little boy crazy, flirty, and respects herself. She is outgoing and is probably more than likely more than glad to be your friend if you be hers.
You: Wow, that girl seems great.
Me: Yeah, she looks like a Jordan to me.
Jordan by Barrett Rains January 11, 2012