The Jizzy Mcsquizzy

The Sexual act of ejaculating on a squirrel and inserting it into a woman’s anus as one uses a phony Scottish accent while watching a movie (preferably open season)

Josh: i gave Isabel the jizzy mcsquizzy last night
Ryan: eww gross

by R. Rick Rickshaw July 5, 2025

Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

Jizzy Effect

When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.

- This is a good ass shit I'm takin right now
*gets a text*
- No way, the Jizzy Effect

by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021

jizzy

when the clothes you or someone else wear is fire or expensive

damn my nigga you jizzy

by dr._big_man July 24, 2022

JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY

When you Jizz on someone else's hot dog.

He got jizzy all over my glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.

by thestupidshitsquad June 2, 2022

jizzy j

jiana venditti

“jiana venditti is so jizzy they call her jizzy j »

by knobgobbler68 April 19, 2024

Jizzy

That laughable kid across the street doing weird things that you'd might not question. Also the kind of child who has a strange sense of humor.

That Jizzy kid's got some very crazy behavior. What the fuck is up with him? How much crack did he whack?

by blank flank March 2, 2023