Jacob 

A dumb mother Fucker who has a temper as big as his dick

i hate you jacob

Jacob by sharp_bish November 29, 2021

Jacob 

A smelly shit that annoys girl and tries to get girls and fails.

I can't believe Jacob

Jacob by DiamondWarlord January 7, 2017

Jacob 

An adorable yet extremely strange guy. He's obsessed with Minecraft and can usually be spotted with a Bryce or talking to one. Can be annoying but he is also good at either causing or breaking an awkward silence

Wow.... Jacob is kinda weird but pretty cool... Who's that other guy he's with?

Jacob by GG🎮Borialis January 16, 2017

Jacob 

A fat retarded dwarf midget who likes trannies. Thinks he's a player but when he goes out with girls from school he gets no suck.

Is that a Jacob?
Sure is, lets watch him get no suck!

Jacob by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Jacob 

A annoying guy with a disgusting nose and face

Ahh run for your live!!! It's a Jacob!!!

Jacob by A rando dude March 28, 2016

Jacob 

A mean person who likes girls so much to the point of over using them.

“Jacob “ used another girl.

Jacob by Whynotmakeanotherone November 7, 2017

Jacob 

A man boy who'll let you borrow his windbreaker for two days if you suck his pickle. He's got a cute dog, and a smol pickle. He's a scary boy sometimes, and acts like Harry Potter when he's high.

Example 1: Your dickle pickle is skinny Jacob. But you a thicc bootay.

Jacob by Windbreakers May 1, 2018