Centerville Iowa

Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)
Centerville Iowa is SHIT
by Cpt. Dickram July 25, 2017
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dsm iowa

Capital of Iowa. Stands for Des Moines Iowa, population (and metropolitan area): 611549 people, and square area of 82.60 square miles (213.93 km squared). It was founded in September 1843.
Hey, wanna go to dsm iowa?
by DiamondCavern March 22, 2016
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calmar iowa

A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!
Do you want to become a lifeless asshole!! Move to calmar iowa!!
by Eatalottapuss January 25, 2017
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iowa city

Arguably the coolest college town in the Midwest, with only Madison WI rivalling it. Basically a suburb of Chicago, whom IC owes much of its population base (especially UI student body) and culture to. Septembers in IC are gorgeous, and Iowa football fans are as loyal and raucous as they come.
FACT: Iowa City has the highest percentage of people with college degrees in the world.
by fezzador July 31, 2006
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newton iowa

a small, shitty, town in iowa
carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.
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knoxville iowa

Does not exist. Popular fictionalized location found in multiple horror and pornographic novels.
Books mentioning Knoxville Iowa:

One stone, two stone, three stone scream! : A Urological Nightmare by Harlin Emerson

Bambi's Adventures on Backwards Day by Ruby Goturnose

The People Under the Portapotty
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by Papadoc June 20, 2014
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Humboldt, Iowa

An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.
I got raped in Humboldt, Iowa.
by hardwell69 June 19, 2011
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