Vorheest Infection

A viscous bacterial infection of the women’s coochie; named after a specific and original victim, the Vorheest Infection, in short, feels like battery acid and fire ant smoothie on your cooter.

“I cannot believe I am suffering from a Vorheest Infection... I should have stayed protected...”

by caitdawg April 19, 2021

plumbing infection

whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck

Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet

Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection

by Drsteinscoat June 4, 2023

Italian Yeast Infection

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.

Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.

by fetusbob August 6, 2022

K-ai infection

Pronunciation: Kay - y / Kai

Used synonymously with “K-ai fever”

When something is infected by K-ai, it either is, or will become Fortnite, or a Fortnite reference. There is no known cure for a K-ai infection/fever.

This party caught K-ai fever, I’m out of here.

It seems you’ve got a K-ai infection… I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.

by Colouur November 30, 2022

Infamation

Gossip about someone your heard from a member of their family.

Everything I know about Shelly, I hear from her sister Beth. She's a great source of infamation.

by PistolPat April 5, 2009

Inflaktion

Inflaktion is the effect of a flakey situation where: one flake proposes something with the outcome inevitably resulting in them flaking also assuming the other party will flake.

Not to be confused with the term "flake" where one is simply a flake, flaker or flakee.

Andy the flake suggested to meet up, assuming the others would also flake. He's hoping on an inflaktion.

by Raziel January 16, 2018

Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"

That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.

by WIllie the Kid February 20, 2009