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Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023
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jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.
the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.
by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010
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Jiffy

Jiffy is a word that when used should always be followed up with a wedgie.
Hey Dale, I'll be back in a Jiffy...(ripping underwear sound!)
by MakinCopsNervis December 2, 2017
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Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”
Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024
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pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter
Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy
by eddylasko February 2, 2023
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Jiffy

A form of peanut butter that was turned into jif after years of realization that no one will ever call it jiffy again
I have a whole jar of jiffy in my cabinet
by IM GEY February 15, 2018
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jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.
Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.
by Todd-I July 19, 2023
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