Mail-in-bots

A droid that was created by liberal democrats with the single purpose to take down Donald Trump and establish Marxist theory on all of American society.
(After further investigation, this invention has been proven to be a false claim made by Trump in order to destroy the election process. Anyone who believes this needs help. Like...now.)

"Its rigged! The radical Left is using their 'millins' of mail-in-bots in order to ruin the country, which I've done a great job of controlling, probably the best job anyone's ever done."-Donald J Trump 2020 while high on cocaine.

by KosherBob January 6, 2021

Flame Mail

A nasty email sent to complain, ridicule, or chastise the recipient, or readers.

"I was so mad about her comments in the meeting, I sent out a flame mail to enitire office, telling her off."

by Profkingfish May 10, 2006

mail fail

Sending an email that you think drives your point home, but is lost on the recipient. This could be dmail or a CLM depending on the context. Often used by people born before 1999 as a method of communication.

Chad's email said that he liked her better than Troy Aikman. But she didn't understand this mail fail, was he gay, or does he just like football a lot?

by The mad shatter November 14, 2017

FU-Mail

An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.

Bob: Your email address isn't [e-mail]?

Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.

by james savik December 5, 2022

Mail moment

Sending chat messages that doesn't make sense because letters are switched around

Trying to type "Let me send the song I was talking about earlier"
End up typing "Ket me send the sogn i was talkinaga aabotu"

That's a mail moment

by Mail moment July 17, 2023

T-mail

another word for text message, made up in a song by Kota Minyota in a freestyle over J Cole's "Can't Get Enough" instrumental

"So the females hit the t-mail, tryna get close to us" - Kota Minyota

by X-quisite November 23, 2011

p-mail

Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.

Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.

by OrangeDiva May 21, 2008