Breezy’s Principle of Objects

A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”

Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely

Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before

Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul

by Queen Breezy February 10, 2020

F sharp principle

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea

tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo

by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013

H by 12 Principle

high by 12 noon, hammered by 12 am.
To live one's life by this principle or merely a suggestion for the daily activities.

I live by the H by 12 Principle!..

or..

"hey, why dont we h by 12 tomorrow..it's been a rough week"

also, Hx12

by Alexandra Thomas October 30, 2007

DPG Uncertianty Principle

The property by which any black guy with pigtails or braids looks like Snoop Dogg. By the same token, Snoop Dogg without pigtails or braids just looks like a normal black guy.

Ohh! Look over there! Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg? Nah, Jimmy is rocking the braids again. The DPG Uncertianty Principle holds strong.

by Craig "La Cocina" July 17, 2006

Rape relativity principle

That is that the psychological damage and serious of it varies in relation to personality, culture, historical period ect.

What do you think about the rape relativity principle?

by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009

Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."

It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.

by mixiehat October 2, 2019

reese's pieces principle

when someone tells you about something nice they have and you assume it is an invitation to take/try it.

"I showed him the Reese's Pieces fun pack I was given at work and he grabbed it from me and ate it. When I asked him why did you do that, he said 'reese's pieces principle'"

by jcon94 July 21, 2018