impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

Impossible

it is used to define the probability of Cristiano Ronaldo scoring a goal in the knockout stage of a major tournament

Messi : it is impossible to win this
Alvarez : no bueno it is not cristiano ronaldo yet

by idontknowwhyiamhere07 July 6, 2024

IMpossibilities

Combine adj. & noun to attain ironical/iconical contrast in instant messaging

Ts s a conglomerate of IMpossibilities: Drunk therapist, Nawty nurse.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023

Impossible Bridge

A bridge that is impossible (impassable) during high water.

We just drove over the impossible bridge.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

physically impossible

a shot lined up in pool where no matter how you hit the ball you'll sink it.

He scratched so I'm going to line my shot to where it's physically impossible to miss.

You missed the shot and lined the other team up with a physically impossible shot, dumbass!

by highschool45 June 5, 2023