Chuck the Freak and Lisa are in the parking lot at 89X Studio's and Chuck has just accidentally hit the side of Lisa's car door with his car door.
Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!
Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.
Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"
Lisa: *Runs away*
Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!
Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.
Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"
Lisa: *Runs away*
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When you're having sex with a woman, you pull out, chug a beer, then leave to go apply for a job as a high school janitor.
by Dwight Surly December 9, 2008
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by Justabitofmaine January 4, 2012
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He often waits for hours searching for a good game before he finally decides to play. He is such a bum hunter !
by punter11235 February 3, 2009
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Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!
Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020
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famous quotes by Hunter S. Thompson:
"Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it."
"In four short years he has turned our country from a prosperous nation at peace into a desperately indebted nation at war. But so what? He is the President of the United States, and you're not. Love it or leave it."
–on George W. Bush
"All we have to do is get out and vote, while it's still legal, and we will wash those crooked warmongers out of the White House."
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect."
"Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it."
"In four short years he has turned our country from a prosperous nation at peace into a desperately indebted nation at war. But so what? He is the President of the United States, and you're not. Love it or leave it."
–on George W. Bush
"All we have to do is get out and vote, while it's still legal, and we will wash those crooked warmongers out of the White House."
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect."
by bagpipehustler November 26, 2007
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