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Hover

The dizzy floating feeling when you're hung over.
buddy didn't make it to the bathroom hes probably hover
by DudeLlama April 21, 2020
mugGet the Hovermug.

dookie hover

When a person hovers his ass over a urinal and fills it with shit.
Dude some kid took a dookie hover in the locker room!
by dookie69 May 2, 2010
mugGet the dookie hovermug.

Hovering

v. hovering, the act of asking, in a way that annoys another, by trying to get answers out of someone regarding comments and statements made by that other, trying to get an answer you want out of someone.
Boy: Nah, you’re pretty cool, I guess.

Girl: What do you mean by “I guess”?

Boy: Nothing, don’t worry..

Girl: Alright.

-10 minutes go by-
Girl: what did ya mean by I guess?

Boy: You’re hovering.
by anelly923 February 5, 2020
mugGet the Hoveringmug.

not gana ride a hover board

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018
mugGet the not gana ride a hover boardmug.
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
mugGet the Standing, hovering spread-eaglemug.

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by Adujasty343 August 22, 2025
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