hostage

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs

There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa

by Hostage June 16, 2003

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.

Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life

by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017

hostage

a true pharmasave

im going to use the pharmacy as a hostage.

by Cody5050 January 11, 2021

Verbal hostage

when you are confronted with a conversation you feel obligated to have that carries on and dont want to have but dont want it to effect your daily life Synonyms: word rape, non consensual connversation

sorry that took a while i was being held verbal hostage.

by Skunkfourtwenty November 29, 2023

Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

hostage

One who is fuzed.

Don't fuze the hostage.

by namuH wolleF February 19, 2019

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023