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Hostage

A girl you would fuck but she has an ugly face. Hence, you would fuck her with a bag over her head, like a hostage.
Shawty in the corner got a fatass and thighs but she high key a hostage. I’d definitely still hit it from the back doe.
by Gustav and Cole March 31, 2025
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Pussy Hostage

A guy who's girlfriend has an insatiable sexual appetite and all she wants to do is have sex, thus making her man a hostage to her pussy.
Michael's girl wants to fuck all the time, he is such a pussy hostage.
by Vette Dog May 2, 2012
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hostage

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs
There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa
by Hostage June 16, 2003
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Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.
Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life
by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017
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Holding the sausage hostage

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
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Hostage Therapy

(Noun)
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.
Michael: I just had the worst plane experience ever.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.
by Amity Islander November 29, 2024
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Photo hostage

When someone post pictures of you and blocks you in the post so you don’t see it
He’s holding me photo hostage on his Ig pages
by Huh what September 30, 2021
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