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Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the sexiest man alive. He IS apart of the band One Direction.

He is a little Irish princess who likes potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He drinks Tinnies and eats nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He used to be a fake blonde, but now he is a brunette.

We love you niall
"Oh, who's your husband?"

"Oh, its just niall James horan from one direction"
by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020
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Niall Horan

Niall James Horan, the most perfect human being on the planet, is Irish. Irish. He is the most beautiful person on the planet. Niall puts a smile on everyone's face. There are no words to describe him. True Directioners will understand these words: Nando's, Mondays, Mark.
Niall Horan is too perfect to be put into a sentence. True Niall Girls and Directioners will know how to put him into a sentence.
by Olivia Diana Horan March 28, 2016
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Holland Landing

This community is located in the town of East Gillimbury. Its about a 5 minute drive to Newmarket. This town is the most chills town ever. There are 2 bars, which are fucken sick and everybody in the town smokes Marijuana and other various drugs such as Mushrooms and what not. There are more drug dealers then pregnet moms in this town, which is chill. Another word for Holland Landing is the H.L. and thats what all us local kids call it. The H.L. is close to a dump of a town called River Drive Park don't get this place confused with the H.L. as River Drive Park is the defention of the word Hick.
Lets go for a drive to the H.L. to buy some drugs.

Mom the Holland Landing bus never came
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Audrey Hollander

The most epic porn star the world has ever seen. Hardcore wasn't good enough for her, no no, she had to invent supercore. Belladonna was top turkey for a long time, but then Audrey came along, crapped cum into her own mouth and swallowed it. Nobody can top that.
"If you could sleep with anyone, living or dead, who would you sleep with?"

"Audrey Hollander. Alive."
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jennifer holland

"Dude i watched american pie last night and there was this smoking hot chick i think her name is Jennifer Holland"
by jkcars December 16, 2011
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Niall Horan

An angel who fell from the sky to save people with his voice and beauty
People: Why Niall Horan is so fucking beautiful?
Fan: Because he’s an angel
by thunderstorm_1d August 8, 2018
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Tom Holland

"Wow Tom Holland is a great Spider-Man"
"You misspelled daddy"
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