HORKED OFF

PISSED OFF. UPSET.

Missing that public execution left me really horked off.

by Loaf Daddy Bling Bling August 18, 2012

horkstow

The movement of horking in an awkward manner.

Look at that girl horkstowing over there.

by BatmanXoXo January 13, 2015

horkload

Polite version of a shitload, fuckload, ass-ton, fuck-ton, shit-ton or metric fucking shit-ton.
Horkloads are typically counts above 1500, whether weight or quantity.

I just found a shi- uh... I mean, horkload of magic cards in the basement. Can we sell them for beer money?

by Reverend Spite November 28, 2016

horkeydoinker

All of the family pets and the family have an orgy

That's not beastiality, that's a horkeydoinker!

by Misusedhalfdogchild February 21, 2017

horkeydoinker

All of the family pets and the family have an orgy

That's not beastiality, that's a horkeydoinker!

by Misusedhalfdogchild February 21, 2017

horknullare

En man som alltid är på jakt efter nya kvinnor att ligga med. Han har en törst som aldrig försvinner helt. Som en varg på jakt.

Han gick hem med tre tjejer igår natt. Vilken horknullare han är.

by Voldemort of Sweden December 5, 2017

horkenbach

Has zero friends because she told them to stay in another state. Doesn’t EVER take her dog out on walks. Constantly getting hammered and forgetting to park her car in the driveway. Untrustworthy daughter. Decent driver, kinda slow. Nicotine addiction. Shit taste in guys. Either always squinting or Asian. Can only eat meat when hammered (yes that kind of meat). Into weird music. Shit taste in movies.

Damn, Horkenbach be bonkers fuck

by Dad—Perfecto October 4, 2020