homeless philosopher

a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30

my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"

by shresdthesupergnargnar April 12, 2015

Bi-Homeless

One who is not gay, but will perform said homosexual acts for a fee due to a lack of food and survival needs.

No, he's not gay, he's just Bi-Homeless.

by Trent B. September 28, 2008

Sherlock Homeless

Person who thinks they’re the world’s greatest detective after stating something extremely obvious.

Guy 1: “Wait a second! He was being sarcastic!

Guy 2: “Wow nice catch Sherlock Homeless”

by mrperson3849 April 1, 2019

harry homeless

a word used to describe little rat bitches with missing teeth who resemble squeek from base- ketball

shutup harry homeless

by nunya March 13, 2003

Homeless Burrito

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

Homeless Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are homeless trying to find a place to live before their move to Las Vegas. Derek Carr sucks John Gruden after practice everyday. After their 2013 10-6 season they had a huge circle jerk and gave each other head as celebration

Homeless raiders are homeless! They always lose vs the Charger, Chiefs, and Broncos.

by informer7819 February 14, 2019

Homeless Pete

Homeless Pete is a very scary, yet cool guy. He is homeless and can often be found lurking by a Love shack.

'Golly gosh! He is such an epic lad!', said Rupert. 'Yeah,' agreed Micheal, 'A real Homeless Pete'

by GollyGosher May 26, 2021