Hob

An extremely chubby person who doesn't talk

Person 1: Hey look at that chubby ahh guy
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a hob

by messi is the goat March 22, 2023

Hob Tropper

A man who jumps from woman to woman when he breaks up with one. He also usually has a very high ego and usually discriminates on a minority.

Guy 1 : "I just broke up with my girlfriend because I found out she doesn't work out at the gym!"
Guy 2 : "Wow, you are such a Hob Tropper!"

by flyflyfly777 February 1, 2023

Hob Web

A hob web is usually a young male that cannot cook to save himself and the hob has spider webs on it

That young boy is a absolute hob web he hasn’t cooked since he went to college

by The young fellah December 9, 2022

Dirty Hob

A "Dirty Hob" is when you put a condom and it explodes after you fart while performing any sort of sex, and the recipient dumps you.

"I tried a "Dirty Hob" last night, I farted...SHE DUMPED ME :("

by SweatyCondom December 17, 2022

Hobbed

When your wife has been "Hobbed" she has been fucked by Suffocation guitarist Terrance Hobbs.

My wife has been Hobbed.

by musicnstuff April 30, 2023

kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch

‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’

by ms11? July 25, 2023

Hob

A hypebeast fob, “hype of the boat”

Look at the hob walking over there

by Frikyodrip November 27, 2021