Hob Web

A hob web is usually a young male that cannot cook to save himself and the hob has spider webs on it

That young boy is a absolute hob web he hasn’t cooked since he went to college

by The young fellah December 9, 2022

Hob-Knocker

Someone who has sex with door knobs.

Did you know that Jake is a Hob-Knocker.

by Thisistheoneandonly November 5, 2021

HOB

verb
past tense: HOBB; past participle: HOBB

Meaning closed or unavailable. Stems from the infrequent opening hours of House of Bagels.

“You mean it’s HOBB again?”

“Could you HOB that door for me?”

by Dissatisfied Baker June 28, 2022

hobbing off

A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".

John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!

by Eric Hobbs January 12, 2009

hob-shobbled

to be notoriously smacked around in a video gang by NPCs

“Bro I just got absolutely gang-raped, hob-shobbled even by like dudes”

by h0bbl3 August 21, 2024

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021

Hob-Gobble

absolute munch

we absolutely hob-gobbled that food bro

by SALTIERR October 22, 2024