Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down

Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list

by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017

HitchWide

aka wide load, usually in the case of a booty, aka buttocks, aka anus

"wow look at that HitchWide it's huge"

by callinder December 28, 2005

bitchhikers

see the incorrectly spelled bitchhickers

- (driving) ...and that's why the muppets are so much cooler than sesame street.

- stfu and lets pick up those bitchhikers!

by crincled June 10, 2011

pitchhiked

having sharp objects (usually plant bur)

dropped on your back without your knowledge while riding a bicycle, a prank done by cyclists

my friend got pitchhiked when he was biking by himself down a dirt road!

by bettieneptune January 19, 2024