Hector Zeroni

The absolute value of zero

Brad: hey man what’d you get for question 69 on that math test?
Antonio: Hector Zeroni.

by The_grater_cheese May 9, 2019

Hector Berlioz

French romantic era composer (1803 - 1869) who made an Irish actress marry him after drinking a lethal dose of opium.

Guy 1: Bro, James just pulled a Hector Berlioz. He made Gina marry him after threatening to kill himself.

Guy 2: How the fuck did that work?

by Klavierist August 19, 2023

hector connector

a large unibrow, that is very unsightly.

WHOAH! look at his hector connector!

by maaaa! May 24, 2008

Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!

Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector

by TRAD1 December 15, 2008

Inspector Hector

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.

Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-

by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008

Hector Smells

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!

P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 2, 2003

Hector Piss

Beer; most commonly Bud Light usually bought and drank by illegal immigrants from south of the border. Most Mexicans are named Hector

After a long day of building a block wall a Mexican usaully enjoys the ice cold taste of a Hector Piss.

Damn Juan is at 7-11 buying more Hector Piss.

Prefered drink of Mexicans.

"Yo quiero un Hector Piss"

by Bihadamist February 21, 2009