Hayden

A dick or a real jerk to someone

Oh did you see Bob he was such a Hayden

by Sugarcubebandit May 19, 2020

Hayden

Probably a gay giant

Girl 1: Look that tall, flamboyant man!

Boy 1: That’s Hayden for you..

by Lmao what even December 11, 2018

Hayden

A Hayden is known for being very gay that even his dad calls him gay, he isn’t actually gay he just acts like it.

Wow those gays are such Hayden’s

by Qbdcm July 14, 2018

Hayden

A cock sucking cunt who loves to be penetrated. He loves UNC with all of his cock and would suck off any player for a worn jersey.

Man 1: Is that Hayden???
Man 2: Yeah he just sucked off Michael Jordan for his Jersey.

by Ihategays222 April 6, 2022

Hayden

Hayden has game, that part is mad true. However, he hasn't learned yet that having lasting relationships is next level up. Hopefully, Hayden is capable of trying it sometime. Or, just find someone who is willing to share, let him be him, and also still get nudes. I hear Hayden sucks dick too? Hayden should aim to find a girl who is about that life and have a suck off. I bet she'd win. You'll often find Hayden hanging around random dj booths, especially at festivles or gatherings. Word to the wise, if you aren't strong enough or self aware enough he might hurt you. So come correct, or don't come at all. While not everyone agrees with Hayden's ways, you can't deny he is good at what he does. He has a good brain, but not the best. He is a light, but like the Walmart brand that goes dim after you buy into it.

Hayden: "You're the coolest girl I've ever met."

Her: "I know."

Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."

Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."

Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."

Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."

Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."

Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."

by be kind ♡ be smart ♡ be fun ♡ July 7, 2018

Hayden

Booger picker or booger eater

That guy keeps picks picking his nose what a Hayden.

by Jaycechellino October 25, 2016

Hayden

The one guy in your grade who's super hot, with amazing hair. You can't figure out what you like about him best, but everything about him is perfect, like his eyes, his hair, his attitude, the way he talks, the way his pants are perfectly just a little above his ankle. He's tall, fast, amazing at soccer, smart, and everything you could wish for, except that he curses a little. He's sexy, smooth, and all the girls would fall for him as soon as they see him. When you get close to him, he has a super friendly aura, and you get butterflies in your stomach.

Oh my gosh, it's Hayden, he's so hot and perfect.

by BTS A.R.M.Y. November 11, 2019