Hayden 

Hayden is a confident, cocky, piece of shit and pain in the ass. He will try too hard to be funny but fails and ends up giving everyone around him second hand embarassement. He tries too hard to get girls to like him even though he will never date them. Although he has an interesting perception in art and knows quite a bit about pop culture, which is also negative as he never shuts up about it.

Hayden: Hey pretty lady!

Lady: Hehe what is your name?

Hayden: Hayden haha.

Lady: Ew, do you think a Hayden could ever date me?

Hayden by ThatOneHandyMan June 14, 2021

Hayden 

a mean bully who manipulates girls

hayden is a bully

Hayden by opopopopopopopopopop August 14, 2021

Hayden 

Common Name

A person (often of Latino descent) who is frequently criticised for his/her long, black, typically emo hairstyle. This regularly reflects their emo-esque attitude and critical personality. They are usually seen discussing their zodiac heritage and fanatacism for wearing hats, while often declining any relation to American musician, Mr Worldwide, aka Pitbull.

Famous examples:

- Hayden Slick, former cone-ball player, who retired after constant disqualification and harassment by audiences and referees alike.
- Hayden Sand, former employee of Hell Orphan Transportation Incorporated™, fired after embezzlement scandals and insubordination.
- Hayden Snicker, self-proclaimed hype-beast, died in 2018 after an overdose on Curry (may his soul rest in peace).
- Hayden Snack, the once great actor whose life turned to crime after identifying publicly as a 'lesbian rhinoceros'.

Word Origin:
352 AD Neapolis. From Roman dialect, Haydennus.
Prominent historical figure, Haydennus (no surname known), infamous for penetrating the right hand of Roman senator Finnus, in the book of Isiah.

"Dude, what's up?"
"Man, I think I'm in love with that Hayden over there..."

Hayden by Jonathan Swift 92 September 2, 2021

Hayden 

Hayden is a good person he is trustworthy and nice he also plays minecraft

Hayden is the best

Hayden by qweghvcxse456yhb cfty9o February 18, 2022

Hayden 

An overall pretty awsome guy who is really down to earth, when you meet a Hayden you will be sure to feel his massive chad aura beaming around him.

Random person - "Hey, who's that?"
Me - "Oh thats Hayden! He is such a chad."

Hayden by Magaloud February 28, 2023

Hayden 

The Sexiest person alive and is a rizzler, they are the best at sports and are ripped

G1- Look its a Hayden
G2- SOOOO SEXXYYYYYY

Hayden by Crisa14 August 16, 2023

Hayden 

A guy with the smallest dick ever and thinks he’s the shit

Girl:hi what’s you name

Guy:it’s Hayden

Girl:ew no you micro peen

Hayden by Bang gang 69 April 28, 2020