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New Hampshire Sales Tax

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."
After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.
by gothhenge September 22, 2004
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New Hampshire Fats

Minor League Baseball team affiliated with the Boston Red Sox. The New Hampshire Fats play in JJGII's backyard in Candia New Hampshire.
Guimond injured his ankle playing for the New Hampshire Fats.
by John Joseph Guimond II April 13, 2008
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New Hampshire hotpocket

Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral
SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...
by The Savage Baboon January 19, 2009
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Hamas

An organization founded in 1987 with the aim of establishing an Islamic state in Palestine.
In early 2006 Hamas won legislative elections in the Palestinian territories, ending the secular Fatah party’s hold on the Palestinian Authority and challenging Fatah’s leadership of the Palestinian national movement. Hamas continues its refusal to recognize Israel or renounce violence against Israelis and, since early 2008, has conducted one suicide bombing, which killed one civilian, and numerous mortar and rocket attacks that injured civilians. The United States has designated Hamas as a Foreign Terrorist Organization.
by Dancing with Fire April 9, 2013
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Hamas

Hamas is a unisex Arabic name that is used to describe beautiful enthusiastic people.
People with this name are often positive and social butterflies with very attractive personalities. However they can be quite pissed off when someone does the (Hamas or fatah) because they've heard it a million times but was never funny to them.
Let's ask Hamas if she wants to join us.

Will Hamas play with us this time? He scored the most last time we played!!
Does anyone know where Hamas is?
by Karak drinker November 23, 2021
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Manchester, New Hampshire

1. A former mill town on the Merrimack River that should have died after the fabled Amoskeag Mills, whose fabric ouput led to the city being dubbed "The "Cottonopolis of the World" in the first decades of the 20th Century, went bankrupt during the Great Depression, but somehow like a ghoulish vampire, the red-brick shithouse hangs on.

2. New England city, the largest north of Boston, that reportedly has more bars, gin mills, and licensed purveyors of strong waters, per capita, than any other city in the United States.

3. The "Queen City" of New Hampshire, which also ranks as the Marijuana Capital of New England, attracting buyers from all over, as the corrupt police force has a hand dealing and protection.

4. A cultural miasma famous for producing the McDonald's brothers, purveyors of the worst food in the world; Grace Metalious, author of the world's worst book "Peyton Place"; and Adam Sandler, the world's worst actor.
"Manchester, New Hampshire would rank as the asshole of the universe," Mr. Youch told his night class at the U.N.H. extension program, "but for one small detail."

"Wassthat?" Perk Pekins asked. I wasn't sure if Porky was leading Youch on or was just a world champion dumbass. I'd put my money on the latter.

"Wassthat?" Pekins asked again when Youch wasn't immediately forthcoming.

"Lewistown, Maine," the professor said in a stenorian tone.
by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006
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Hamas

Hamas is a Palestinian political party and a military organisation that is fighting for Palestine and Palestinians.

While Israel and Western countries label Hamas as a "terrorist", there's no evidence that Hamas is a terrorist. The real terrorist is Israel and the Western imperialists. They blame Hamas because they want to hide their own crimes against humanity.

We must support Hamas. We must support Palestine.
We stand with Hamas!
by I Stand With Palestine October 30, 2023
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