Q-Hobby

hobbies that people pick up and practice during quarantine.

"jacking off is a really fun q-hobby"

by 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5 July 21, 2020

The Hobbie Realms

A message board designed to making stupid, filthy n00bs feel like they're good, and a place where lives are wasted. (Cosmo)

The Hobbie Realms is constructed on the formation of sweating the nuts of "the Big 4" and felching much ass.

by WergMiserFunTime January 17, 2004

Hobby Mouth

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

by SteveStevenson February 04, 2023

Hobby ADD

The inability to remain focused and adequately amused on one hobby at a time.

Man, I'm selling my DJ stuff - I hate Hobby ADD!

by TheMitchster December 07, 2019

The Hobby

Opening CS:GO (soon CS2) cases wasting copious amounts of money gambling for a minute chance of obtaining something exceptional. Popularized by German Twitch Streamer and skin enjoyer ohnePixel as a excuse to fuel his gambling addiction.

Person: "Only one more case, it's gonna be gold this time!!" *Unboxing Noises* Gold appears "LET'S GO!!! THE HOBBY IS PAYING OFF!!!!"

by A random CS enjoyer May 06, 2023

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 28, 2010

hobby slobby

Getting head whilst doing crafts, and/or getting head at Hobby Lobby.

I gave my boyfriend a hobby slobby last week in the Hobby Lobby men's handicapped stall.

by CidKnee June 24, 2023