naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 18, 2017
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gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls
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Carson: What should we do? Seth: Let's go outside and be stupid. Carson: But it's raining outside. Seth: Sorry I was being Colin.

Colin (Gurt: Colin, Colin: Sybau)
by zfzfsafs May 29, 2025
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Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.
James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
by SilliestTransgirl August 20, 2022
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Go-Gurt

When a girl removes the condom off your dick and drinks the semen.
Yo son when I finished nuttin she removed the condom and swallowed it like a Go-Gurt
by SamoBlu July 02, 2017
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Oh Gurt

Oh Gurts are dangerous. Beware of the Oh Gurt.
by Set Blue 23 October 04, 2017
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Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”
by DeenGullberri January 03, 2023
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