by B0geyMan July 25, 2011
A male who likes to engage is sexual activities with overweight females. He is munting her gunt, therfore, he is a Gunt Munter.
A: I hear Bill is doing quite well for himself with the ladies these days. What a legend!
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018
a condition, that arises from a fat douche bag, that has a gunt doesnt wash and the skin becomes rew, smelly,gooy, and stinks like true fromunda cheese, like sewage, or a shit pit
WTF???? man i tried to buy some things at the store, the chick that waited me had that thing called "gunt rash' smell,, she was fat, dirty and gross to the fucking max
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?
no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!
friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?
no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!
friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN
WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK
HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009
the cheesy, oily substance found in the fold underneath the gunt. it is manufactured by the body to trap any unwanted intruders, such as dust mites, crabs, and serial gunt rapists. it can also be used to oil bicycle chains and makes an excellent spread.
"honey, we're out of margarine!"
"i'll be right there with the gunt butter!"
"holy frogshit! the war in iraq hasn't made us any money in the oil economy at all!"
"looks like we'll have to corner the gunt butter market.."
"i'll be right there with the gunt butter!"
"holy frogshit! the war in iraq hasn't made us any money in the oil economy at all!"
"looks like we'll have to corner the gunt butter market.."
by weird e December 5, 2005
SOME SICK BITCH WHO THINKS SHE CAN WEAR SPANDEX,, AND SHORT SHIRT,, AND THEN HAS THE BSALLS TO LOOK YOU IN THE STRANGELY IF YOU DARE TO LOOK AT HER WITH DISGUST
WAND{EYES WIDE} ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BORROW MY PINK WAIST LENGTH SHIRT?
NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??
MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}
NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??
MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
In females, the physiological phenomenon whereby the gunt, or more accurately the ''guntal'' nether regions, produces foul smelling gases and generally unpleasant airs which are smelt upon inspection by a prospective male mating partner. More broadly, the term refers to the vaginal area of an overweight woman in possession of a gunt.
Male 1: Come on then, spill the beans, was that fatty any good in bed?
Mate 2: Not bad mate, but my god I didn't expect to have such a potent gunt factory on my hands. Literally, on my hands, I've been scrubbing them all day and I still can't get the stench off.
Mate 2: Not bad mate, but my god I didn't expect to have such a potent gunt factory on my hands. Literally, on my hands, I've been scrubbing them all day and I still can't get the stench off.
by Ben H. Patrick December 15, 2012