The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"

"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"

by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006

greaterrific

Something that is too spectacular to be either great or terrific alone.

person 1: Did you see the Victoria's Secret fashion show last night?

person 2: Yeah man! That show was greaterrific!

by the g team January 27, 2011

greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.

The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup

by akochmer September 7, 2014

Greatestst

Greater than greatest

You’re greatestst

by Greateststisaword June 17, 2018

grateless

The opposite of grateful. Having no appreciation or gratitude for the good deeds of others.

Ugh, I can't believe Jessica didn't thank me once for all that I did for her. She is such a grateless ho.

by mattjohnson377 March 24, 2019

Grettel

She is meant for gabriel so if you are a Gabriel with the last name starting with and h you should keep her

Grettel and gabriel

by Gg21 😂 November 3, 2020

Greatest tits

A compilation of the greatest hits. Usually of a sassiest and classiest chick of a pop singer. Crème de la crème of pop stardom.

E.g. Mariah Carey, Beyoncé, Madonna, Whitney Houston, et al.

Man do I luv that Greatest tits compilation by the Queen of Sass ( Mariah Carey).

by MaddCatt April 24, 2021