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Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019
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this is mah grave

During Hunter's (The Golden Guard) mental breakdown down in The Owl House, Eclipse Lake (S2EP9) he dug his own grave due to failing another mission for his abusive uncle because he'd rather be dead than go back empty handed.
Please take this child to therapy he's only 16. Owl House viewers, you know what I'm talking about. Non-Owl House viewers, check the show out I completely recommend
Hunter: Since I failed my last mission I thought "Hey! A chance to make up for it!" But I can't go back empty handed! HAHAHAHAHA! Not again. Long story short, this is mah grave. What me to make you one too?
by itsnotmagic_itsalchemy November 25, 2021
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watery grave

A glass of iced tea that is half water and half black tea.
Customer: I'd like a large watery grave for here.
Barista: Sure. Would you like that in a to-go cup?
Customer: No, I said for here.
Barista: Ok.
by topfive August 8, 2018
mugGet the watery gravemug.

Grave zone

1. A step below the friend zone.
2. To get denied from being in friend zone 3. To get ignored way out of friendly limits
" she won't talk to me... You've been gravezoned bro "

" she won't text me back or talk to me "

" why don't you talk to her? .... I have to crawl out the grave zone first bro "
by @chief_delacruz January 22, 2014
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grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable
guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!
by bambo15 April 21, 2017
mugGet the grave strokingmug.

On Jaynem Grave

On @JayRudolph9 grave’s! Aka a god
You smash chloe the other day?
Best believe on jaynem grave’s I did!
by WebstersDictionary82 September 28, 2021
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Jacob graves

A fat ass who thinks he is Batman but he is tentacles2766
by I am the Batman July 25, 2023
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