Graham Beard

1. The short, uneven beard found on many high school males who are in desperate need of a shave or do not own a razor.

"I could never kiss a guy with a Graham Beard; my mouth would get full of hair if we kissed."

by Smar Uyed April 19, 2010

Matt Graham

The face of Matt Graham Crackers. Owns instaGraham. Works for "the kid" in an honorable position. Probably the best human being ever.

Ceramic Chickn: Who's that guy stalking Cody Simpson at his tour dates?
Romina: He's not stalking he's obviously worshipping. It's Matt Graham.

by crsadoration July 29, 2012

Teddy Grahams

A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.

It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...

by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004

ed graham

Strong silent type drummer in the Darkness. Rarrr! Doesn't say a lot, but then it's quality not quantity.

See that Ed Graham? What an Ed Graham... Rarrr!

by Yumtastic January 23, 2004

Graham, Tx

A city in Young County, Texas that gets 2 penalties for the band playing to loudly

Yo, did you hear Graham, Tx got another penalty for playing to loud?

by Sims3Farmer127 November 22, 2011

teddy graham

A overpriced stupid cookie shaped like a goddamn bear.

"I can't get this fucking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with fucking superglue." Said Joe

by DavX0r September 26, 2003

Ed Graham

The cutest man alive. He's also a drummer in a British band 'The Darkness'.

<Person 1> He's got sexy hair, a sexy body, a cute personality, he's a great drummer and he rocks! I want to do him so much...

<Person 2> Who?

<Person 1> Ed Graham.

by iluvmybathroom13 October 5, 2004