Goodnight remorse

When you say goodnight to someone via text and they text you at the same exact time with something to talk about. Your willing to stay up a little bit later to hear the story but they won't tell you because you've already said goodnight

I had texted goodnight to her and she texted me at the same time about something really interesting. I tried to talk about it but she kept saying we can talk about it tomorrow no matter how much I insisted. Instant goodnight remorse

by inspectah gadget September 24, 2021

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Left on goodnight

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.

Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020

Goodnight

For when you want to tell someone you're leaving, but you actually lied and instead are probably going to keep talking as if you never said it.

"Goodnight!"

"So anyway..."

by ARBD March 25, 2023

goodnight rhyme

A rhyme you tell at night, usually a rhyming story or experience. All can be told to either children, teens, and adults. Typically told to help them have a "goodnight" because of the "rhyme" used in the story.

She told me a goodnight rhyme, best believe i had a good time. / He tells me goodnight rhymes every night to help me sleep tight.

by Jiggy_J January 8, 2017

goodnight

a person who is stupid and have the name john

He’s such a goodnight

by cockksjsjs December 23, 2020

Making out with the homies goodnight

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.

Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*

by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023