Goobers

Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?
by Lord_Popo_ April 03, 2015
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goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs
"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."
by spiritualdishwasher November 05, 2003
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goober

when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober
I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.
by tophieCC May 03, 2010
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goober

a person who has no life and has no friends
by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003
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Goober

A person who can be filed under one of the following catargories.

1. Is annoying beyond belief.

2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.

3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.
1) Robert - "Did you see Simona try to
tell Billy what to do?"

John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"

2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"
by Bunstre Duxton July 15, 2008
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Hey, doc, wanna see my goober?
by LauraLaura June 30, 2007
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Goobered

GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.
1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.
by War hero June 04, 2018
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