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gobble hobble

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on
goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018
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Garbage Gobble

When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.
" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020
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pussy gobble

When your pussy pops open to hard and it gobbles @robin and lyndsi
One day my pussy gobbled so hard I cryed
by Robin_kys August 9, 2017
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gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7
by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015
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Ass gobble

When you’re eating ass but you accidentally bite this is called ass gobble
Jenny, my boyfriend can be such an ass gobble sometimes.
by Mentalmethhead March 11, 2020
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gobble throat

Is a male or female that can take anything and any size meaning there is no such thing as to big to shove down their throat. He/she is upset when a guy has a small dick because there throat is so large
Dude your dick is to small she has a gobble throat
by Super fagalicious January 23, 2017
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Gobble Dick

Golabic is a gobble dick
by No filter bitch May 22, 2018
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