by Mentalmethhead March 11, 2020
Get the Ass gobblemug. by vixqan May 21, 2023
Get the Gobble Smacklemug. When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.
" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020
Get the Garbage Gobblemug. Is a male or female that can take anything and any size meaning there is no such thing as to big to shove down their throat. He/she is upset when a guy has a small dick because there throat is so large
by Super fagalicious January 23, 2017
Get the gobble throatmug. 
Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.
Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”
by ScotsExposed July 26, 2018
Get the Dundee Gobblemug. when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on
goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning
teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018
Get the gobble hobblemug.