To be incredibly overrated and so bad at defending in football that you have to grab your opponent’s cock to stop them from scoring against you.
Charlie was about to score a goal, but Alex grabbed him by the cock and knocked him down in the box. Alex is such a Joe Gomez
by citeh citeh citeh September 24, 2020
a person who like women and a person you wouldnt want as a friend she would steal for moms money out of her purse and eat all the food in you cupboards and REALLY REAALY like to spit on puppyss so keep her away from your puppys also she loves nude walks in the prak!
eats hampsterss for breakfest;and dogss! she is 7 foot 9 and is a prostitute; she will do anything for money! most of her kind like in new york newyork! she is by and likes women Someone who is gay,
retarded,
stupid, hoe.
Doesnt no anything,
*Someone who likes to eat rats,
Eats every pet she has,
Shes a bi-sexual perve
-prostitute
She will do anything to get you in bed!
*CAUTION: Don't Go near this person!
REMINDER: Consider yourself warned!
If this person tries to chase after you, scream and yell RAPE, and call the hotline for bi-sexual people who chase after you!
STAY CLEAR OF SANDRA GOMEZ!!
eats hampsterss for breakfest;and dogss! she is 7 foot 9 and is a prostitute; she will do anything for money! most of her kind like in new york newyork! she is by and likes women Someone who is gay,
retarded,
stupid, hoe.
Doesnt no anything,
*Someone who likes to eat rats,
Eats every pet she has,
Shes a bi-sexual perve
-prostitute
She will do anything to get you in bed!
*CAUTION: Don't Go near this person!
REMINDER: Consider yourself warned!
If this person tries to chase after you, scream and yell RAPE, and call the hotline for bi-sexual people who chase after you!
STAY CLEAR OF SANDRA GOMEZ!!
by buzzbuzzzz(: September 25, 2009
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A sexy beast who does nothing but fuck bitches and get money he has good shoe game and loves his friends and is commonly called a fuckboy.
by Oh yes. September 14, 2018
Sienna Mae Gomez will break into your house in the middle of the night. You might wake up to her hand in your pants… Do not try to lock the door she will still break in, there is no use. You might not want to drink with her either, and if you do make sure you dont pass out… It wont end well.
Sienna Mae Gomez is a psycho.
by bellaris January 25, 2022
While tossing salad (The licking or eating in and around the ass) feces comes out accidently of your partner causing major feces stains around your lips and your chin.
by Annford October 27, 2006
An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
by RoxerMan October 24, 2014