Random Glaze

When someone starts dissing u for no reason or starts dick riding u for no reason

Josh: David ur so ugly “out of nowhere”
David: Random glaze

by fwdemifr October 2, 2023

glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Glazed Holes

a brand of Entenmann's doughnut holes that really has no sexual meaning, but when said to someone who doesn't know what they are, they can't help but say, "ew. wtf?"

Also can be used as a synonym for "asshole."

Bro, I ate some delicious glazed holes for hours last night.

Dude, wtf that's disgusting.

OR

You're such a glazed hole, Charlie Sheen.

by A Glazed Hole May 11, 2011

glazing the donut

The act of covering any region with post cum, leaving a thin and shiny film of residue not unlike that of a glazed donut. Most popular practices involve rubbing the penis over the cheek of a female (preferably) until empty and cheek covered. If the female is tan this will further assist in the glazed donut appearance. The pleasurable feeling of recent climax is also similar to the happy sensation resulting from eating large amounts of sugar (glazed donuts); this further bonds the act and term.

"Dude, I was glazing the donut on Janet and totally passed out." or "Jim was glazing the donut and I left a snail trail on the sheets. Pretty nasty"

by El Gallo Rojo November 1, 2007

Glazed Ham

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.

Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.

by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007

glazed doughnut

Your face after giving your lady a grand gushing Orgasm by a dexterious tonguing.

Man, after the licking I gave my Darlin' my face looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Amos Bwatt September 12, 2004