Gift Lake

A small Northern settlement in Alberta. A place where Métis hate Treaties and attempt to kick them out of the community. A place where the young kids vandalize and steal things including bikes and vehicles. A place where the Weetagoo and Goatman live. Come visit sometime!! (this is a joke , take no offence)

“Eeee, we have to go pick her up in Gift Lake.”

Gift Lake by walorg September 8, 2018

gift box 

A box with a gift inside

I got tommy a gift box because it was his birthday.

gift box by Niall Horan ayyy January 3, 2014

Gift of Discernment 

This is a magical power that many charismatic Christians like Pentecostals think they've been given through their second baptism that allows them to know what the bible really means without actually knowing anything about the Bible, let alone the ability to tie their own shoes. Many charismatic Christians think they have this ability yet they come to different conclusions about what the Bible means. People who think they have this magic power will, when faced with this problem, respond by saying that their own gift is through the Holy Spirit and everyone else is being led by Satan. This leads to what is known as a Holy Spirit Rumble where each lunatic charismatic calls each other a pawn of Satan, and ending with each being more convinced than ever that they are a True Christian and their opposition is non-Christian. (see: Christian Persecution Paradox ).

I knew the world was only 6,000 years old because I have the gift of discernment." -or- "After I voided my bladder and flopped around like a fish in my second baptism, I received the gift of discernment.

Gift of Discernment by Rev Aaron June 28, 2011

gift crack 

Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.

Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!

gift crack by Ms. Fina December 24, 2009

gift basket

when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS

fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED

gift basket by cloowvis and shuuuuuquita March 17, 2009

gift giver 

Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.

Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!

gift giver by pentozali September 25, 2013

Gift Wrapped 

When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.

Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.

Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...

Gift Wrapped by wtfnowaykthxbye August 23, 2008