The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
by sucubus August 29, 2008
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Guy 1: You totally stole that from a bumper sticker.
Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.
Guy 1: Germain's Law!
Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.
Guy 1: Germain's Law!
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Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
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Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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WHy do we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?
It helps you learn how to think.
Why is this a math class?
Because geometry is math.
Why to we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?
It helps you learn how to think.
Why is this a math class?
Because geometry is math.
Why to we have to take geometry Mrs. Brunk?
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The skills you learn about and practice in Geometry class will only be useful to you if you decide to become a Geometry teacher. If that sounds pointless and stupid to you, well, welcome to high school!
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