Genshin Impact

A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.

"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.

*installing genshin impact ,but No GenshOUT*
*intensifying sound of another -500$*

by Wise Whale September 28, 2022

Genshin Impact

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.

Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.

by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023

Genshin Impact

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters

Oh you play Genshin Impact? Kill yourself loser

by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022

Genshin Impact

Prison for adults. just dont play it unless you are checking it out

Jake: Hey Have you heard of Genshin Impact?
Mike: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

by The_One_Who_Asked February 22, 2023

Pulling a Genshin Impact

The act of creating a character that is canonically above the age of consent, but has the appearance of a minor that is identifiable by many.

"I swear to god. That fucking character right there? That shit's straight up pulling a Genshin Impact."
"Holy shit, why do they look so young?"
"Yeah, you can't tell me that's not a fucking minor. That shit's seriously on Rule34?"
"Yeah, that's pretty appalling, ngl."

by flatulencenuggets December 28, 2023

Genshin Impact

A game that no lifes play. If you play this be ashamed.

"You play Genshin Impact?"
"Yeah, It is a really creative, inspirational game tha-"
"Shut up"

by deerbuck360 May 12, 2023

Genshin Impact

{SPOILERS}The murder of One British Noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese

Man A - "what was Genshin's impact?"

Man B - "The murder of one british noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese"z
Man A - That is,,,,genshin impact

by thisismylifenowgoddamnit June 2, 2022